if anyone cares...

I've got on a pair of dress pants that I haven't worn in two years.

I didn't have to lie down to put them on. I don't have a muffin top hangin out. I didn't have to secure them with a rubberband like a pregnant lady. They slid right on with no wiggles, grunts, or sighs.

I'm down to my bangin 2-summers-ago size.


Toats exciting.